The Cat Killer

AAAARRRRGGGH. Aminado akong hindi ako mahilig sa pusa, pero UNFORGIVABLE ang ginawa ng person na to. Sadly, he’s a UP student from Diliman. Sadly, he’s actually bragging his dirty deed. I hope the authorities (within and outside the campus) give him the appropriate punishment.
 

*********a repost from pleytiran’s blog*************

Yes, the title says it all. I am reposting this from my friend’s blog. People, I am asking you all to do the same – repost this, write a blog about this, post a link to the sites found below, or just copy and paste to your sites, so this guy will get what he deserves. Poor little cat, and what a zero-braincell and heartless guy.

From: My Perfect Symmetry

By: John Conrad
 
 I pulled it on its tail and threw it. Then like some pro wrestler I jumped on it and my feet landed on it’s torso. Slam! Felt good! But the cat didn’t die, well not yet. It ran for it’s life and just as I was about to catch up on it somebody yelled: “Pwede bang pabayaan mo yung pusa?!”
He even said (proudly) It’s not my first time killing a cat.
John Conrad, you are an ass. An ass who needs to rid his brain of delusional thoughts of coolness and machismo. You write as if killing just because you feel like doing it is already accepted and tolerated in this world. Guess what, you sicko. It’s not, even if it was just a cat.  You had the nerve to be all cool and blog about it using language and manner that is not reflective of regret nor shame.
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Actually since the post has been marked private, here’s a copy of the entire post

I killed Schrödinger’s cat – Isang Araw na Puno ng Epick Phail

As always, start the sem right.. and yes i started my sem with a bunch of epic failures. Don’t get me wrong this isn’t a bad day (well not really). Marami lang talagang mali ngayon.
I was up and about around 5:30 am and got out to jog (nagbabakasakali kasing kaya ko pang pumayat). There’s nothing wrong with the jogging. The epic fail is what happened after. After two rounds around the oval bigla akong lumihis ng landas at nag – jog patungong philcoa. Napa jollibee tuloy. Lesson numbah one: Plan your route when jogging. And don’t include eating places on your itinerary. Haha so much for operation slim waist..


8:22 am. Nakabalik na ng dorm. Did the normal morning rituals and that includes taking a bath (wow that’s a new one for me XD).. pagbalik sa kwarto’y binuksan ang cellphone.. ayun two messages mula kay ginoong kirby cheng.. hihiramin daw nya ang bugbog sarado ko nang physics book by tipler. I kept that it in mind. So matapos magbihis at isuot for the sixth consecutive day ang aking denim shorts (isang buong sem ko ring di nagamit dahil di na magkasya.. it’s a proof na lumiit ako kahit konti), ako’y nagtungo na ng Llamas Hall. I was very near the door when I realized I was bringing Giancolli instead of Tipler. So ayun 2nd failure, napatakbo pabalik ng dorm, linabas ang Giancolli sa bag upang kunin si Tipler. And this is the real 2nd epick fail: I went out of the dorm carrying Giancolli again! Napatakbo nang matulin si JC pabalik ng dorm, tinago si Giancolli sa maleta at binitbit si Tipler.

3rd Epic Fail: Binigyan na ako ng pera last week para sa enrollment. Kumpleto na pati pang miscellaneous. Too bad I wasn’t keeping track of my money at nagastos ko ang perang nakalaan para sa aking pag – aaral. So I called HQ (butuan) to send in reinforcements. The thing with banks is you can’t trust them in times when you need them the most. May problema sa bank sa amin at di naipadala sa takdang oras ang backup. So di pa ako bayad. That should be okay. But it didn’tcoincide with my summer resolution: Always be on Schedule. 
4th Epic Fail: An Accidental Crime. First day sa supercon. Lunch time came. On our way out of old NIP I saw the cat I almost killed last Tuesday. Now everyone knows I hate cats. It’s an unexplainable feeling towards them. Like some internal hatred. Hindi ko talaga alam kung bakit pero anumang pagpipigil sa sarili ay hindi sapat upang mapangibabawan ang panggigil ko sa mga pusa. I pulled it on its tail and threw it. Then like some pro wrestler I jumped on it and my feet landed on it’s torso.Slam! Felt good! But the cat didn’t die, well not yet. It ran for it’s life and just as I was about to catchup on it somebody yelled: “Pwede bang pabayaan mo yung pusa?!”. It was instant and involuntary. I stopped on my tracks. Nobody ever stopped me when assaulting cats. Well I guess there’s always a first time for everything. The cat got away. Or at least that’s what i thought. So we went to lunch Mel, Jayson, Tracy and me. After lunch, balik na sa kung anumang naiwang gawain. Then Tracy and Mel told me ” Hui Jc napatay mo yung pusa”. Hours later, habang abala sa XRD, a guy came in. Tanong niya: “Sinong pumatay dun sa pusa?” Bang! Dat was me boi. Guilty as charged. I didn’t see it diepero sabi ni Myles it coughed up blood or at least something like that daw. Didn’t realize I gave it a fatal hit. This isn’t the first time I’ve killed a cat but this time it’s different. It didn’t occur to me backthen that the cat had a leash. So I think somebody owns it. Well it’s very well loved in NIP from what I heard and I just ended it’s life. So there you go I’m sorry. And I wont be striking another one for maybe about a month. It feels good when your beating it(a cat) up but you suddenly feel something strange when it turns off permanently. That’s how I feel right now. And maybe for the next days. Dang, am I a cat serial killer?

5:30 pm : Met up with 2 pairs of lovebirds sa sunken garden. MP and Jayne, Jonalds and Dee. Tambay sandali then I raised the idea of watching a movie which ended up as plan to make kain sa mall. (Ang konyo ng last words. Sinadya ko ‘yan). Nagtaxi papuntang Trinoma. Isang taxing de LPG na nagsimulang magloko sa daan. Imagine those shows on TV where the car starts going crazy? Yun bang parang paubos na ang fuel. daz what exactly happened. Kulang na lang ay makapal na usok mula sa tambutso and we’re comical. It’s like those cartoon network shows na andar patay ang kotse. Ganung ganun talaga mehn. Umabot kami ng trinoma lulang ng taxing yun. Winner. If that’s not enough nabiktima na naman ako ng mga mukha ng mga bata. Ewan ko ba’t kahit saan ako magpunta, pag ako’y nilapitan ng isang paslit and it starts to do that “Puss in Boots look” (yung sa Shrek), I end up giving the kid what he/she wants. So ayun nabiktima ng sampaguita gang. And this isn’t the first time. Parang under surveillance na ata ako sa organisasyon ng mga batang yan. Wherever they are, may holdap na nagaganap. Isang tao lang ang nabibiktima – ako yun. Damn. Can’t believe I waste money on them. Nasaan ba mga magulang nila?

Mahaba – haba na rin pala ito. Pagod na ang aking mga kamay. Muli, sorry sa mga nasaktan sa pagkamatay ng pusa. Hindi ko maipapangakong wala nang iba pang pusang papanaw pero pagsisikapan ko pong pigilin ang aking sarili. Daz it mahn. Cease Fire muna.
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This is sick. The thing is that he even blogged it. Now face the consequences. 
Here were the comments:
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bianx3966 wrote on Apr 13
Enjoyed reading this. Epic fail number 2 was funny. =p BUT YOU KILLING THE CAT WASJUST GHASTLY! It was just wrong! Uncalled for! Gaaah! *speechless*
hahahahaha..
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thisisalie wrote today at 12:31 AM
namatay pala yung pusa na yun. witness ako amp.
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cutterhands wrote today at 3:40 AM
Enjoy your killings, the NIP faculty, staff and students have their eyes on you.
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cutterhands wrote today at 3:40 AM
FYI, certain faculty members are considering to charge you with violation of section RA 8485 Section 6 with punishment given in Section 8
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celinecats wrote today at 4:29 AM
I don’t personally know you. But I must say that the 4th Epic Fail is very sick. Very, very sick.
Comment deleted at the request of the author.
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bianx3966 wrote today at 5:53 AM
But despite your crimes, Jace, hahahaha, don’t worry we still love you. =D
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nicnicnicnic wrote today at 9:31 AM
ikaw pala yun. i like that cat. nung mamatay si garfield, ako pa kumuha sa kaniya sa ilalim ng sasakyan ni sir sarmago para lang maiwas siya sa mga ants. 
kapag nakasalubong kita sa nip wag ka magpakilala a. friendly advice.
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crabbypatty wrote today at 9:39 AM, edited today at 11:08 AM
Who gives you the right to be cruel to animals? & I don’t think that’s what you would call an ACCIDENTAL CRIME. I just hope karma hits you & hits you HARD.
Comment deleted at the request of the author.
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blabberoo wrote today at 9:43 AM
patay ka jc.
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cuzincurly wrote today at 9:49 AM
I don’t personally know you either, but what you did was just sick. You thrive on the torture of others, including animals. I just hope you rethink what you did, and have the conscience to feel bad about it. Good luck with karma
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starzdream wrote today at 9:52 AM, edited today at 10:20 AM
You even gave yourself a nickname.
Cat Serial Killer.
Tanggalin mo lang ung “Cat”.. Grabe. Is that who you want to be?
And.. ACCIDENTAL CRIME? You FELT GOOD when you slammed the innocent cat’s body. There’s no accident in that boy.
Tapos nag-sorry ka lang nung nalaman mong mahal ng NIP people ung pusa. Wow lang talaga.
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acti0nman wrote today at 10:05 AM
myperfectsymmetry said
I didn’t see it die pero sabi ni Myles it coughed up blood or at least somethinglike that daw. Didn’t realize I gave it a fatal hit. This isn’t the first time I’ve killed a catbut this time it’s different. It didn’t occur to me back then that the cat had a leash. So I think somebody owns it. Well it’s very well loved in NIP from what I heard and I justended it’s life. So there you go I’m sorry. 
hindi kita kilala.. i don’t even want to know you.. weird ka kasi.. napakadisturbing ng ginawa mo.. hindi mo na mababawi yang buhay na kinitil mo.. sana makilala ka ng mga naghahanap at nanghuhunting sayo.. bahala na sila sa’yo..
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v2nonexistence wrote today at 10:12 AM
sorry but i really don’t tolerate such attitude against animals…
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justintoribio wrote today at 10:21 AM
holy shit dude you need help
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lynnmaxwell wrote today at 10:28 AM, edited today at 10:41 AM
Wow.
I don’t know you personally, but what you did was downright sick. Walang ginagawa sayo yung pusa. So what if you hate them? It doesn’t justify you exterminating them..and in such a heartless and cruel way pa! And you didn’t realize you gave it such a fatal hit? Are you a retard? If someone the jumps on your stomach with such a force, do you think you would survive the ordeal unscathed? 
And you just had to blog about it. Are you proud of what you did? Sicko.
AND PLEASE. TANGGALIN MO YUNG ACCIDENTAL. IT WAS CLEARLY NOT ACCIDENTAL.
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jirving wrote today at 10:30 AM
disturbing. ano bang ginawa sayo ng pusa para ganunin mo siya?
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userfri3ndly wrote today at 10:32 AM
Wow, and you’ve even admitted this wasn’t the first time you’ve killed a cat. What a slip up, sicko. Do you feel macho now?
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malleability wrote today at 10:47 AM
congrats. lalabas ka na sa tv. para kang si sadako. wahaha:P
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maallen wrote today at 10:53 AM
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barbster wrote today at 11:04 AM, edited today at 11:11 AM
I don’t know you but you are seriously demented. It’s already definitely wrong to hurt a perfectly innocent animal just because it pissed you off but it’s just so sick and justTWISTED to attack it with the attempt to kill it (and even get frustrated that it didn’t die…yet).
I personally hate cats but you don’t see me killing them.
Proud na proud ka pa sa ginawa mo at may tag ka diyan na “cat serial killer”. 😐
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oxytocin89 wrote today at 11:11 AM
There are some facts you need to know before you die.
1. You are an idiot.
2. You will be shot when we see you walking around. In the head.
3. Your body will be burnt and the ashes scattered all over the campus.
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sirciphangemort wrote today at 11:15 AM
shit dude, i hope this was some satirical blog entry
because you are so screeeeeeeeeeeeewed :))
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mhemmhelle wrote today at 11:20 AM
Ewan ko. Wala akong masabi. Hindi kita kilala. Taga NIP ako. Nakakahiya. Sana hindi kita makita sa NIP. Nakakainis yung ginawa mo. I mean NAKAKAAWA hindi lang yung pusa.. pati ikaw.. Hindi siya accident. Natuwa ka pa nga sa ginawa mo eh. 
You need help dude. Badly.
Masaya ka na ba sa ginawa mo?
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bianx3966 wrote today at 11:23 AM
This dude. He screwed up. But he DID apologize. That’s why this is a blog of EPIC FAILURES. Like you people have never messed up before. Sheesh.
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xyfemzy wrote today at 11:25 AM
I’ve messed up so many times in my life, but never have I been proud of them. Taking a lifeisn’t right, especially when the species has never done anything to you. 
Get help.
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jezchua wrote today at 11:25 AM, edited today at 11:27 AM
i don’t know you personally too but what you did to the cat, i will have to say…. is very…. brutal. and wrong.
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pachpach wrote today at 11:26 AM
careful perusal of the 4th epic failure suggests that the apology made was not sincere…
Comment deleted at the request of the author.
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lovinmyhmm wrote today at 11:32 AM
lolz. para kang tae. sana maapakan ka.
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lynnmaxwell wrote today at 11:35 AM, edited today at 11:38 AM
bianx3966 said
This dude. He screwed up. But he DID apologize. That’s why this is a blog of EPIC FAILURES. Like you people have never messed up before. Sheesh. 
If you look at his choice of words and manner in his apology, it would become clear that he wasn’t sincere. good luck with the people at NIS.
It’s true that I have made mistakes in my life before, but intentionally killing a cat for fun and in this demented manner is surely not one of them. And if I did make mistakes, I will notblog about them in this manner. So yeah.
Sorry, but I’m not attacking you. I am attacking what your friend did. I know you’re sticking upfor him, but you know what he did was wrong.
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shrewdpicturesque wrote today at 11:36 AM
seriously, i think you need some psychiatric help or somethin’. 
killing an innocent creature isn’t right at all. WTH. :O
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mhemmhelle wrote today at 11:37 AM, edited today at 11:39 AM
bianx3966 said
This dude. He screwed up. But he DID apologize. That’s why this is a blog of EPIC FAILURES. Like you people have never messed up before. Sheesh. 
So there you go I’m sorry.
And I wont be striking another one for maybe about a month.
It feels good when your beating it(a cat) up but you suddenly feel something strange when it turns off permanently. That’s how I feel right now. And maybe for the next days. Dang, am I a cat serial killer?

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Chuva Chuva Chever Chever Borlalu Borlalu

I woke up at around 6.45, 15 minutes after I was supposed to leave home for my 7.30 class.

 

I arrived at IB at around 8.00, texted Jopi whether it still makes sense to enter the lec room (as ma’am usually dismisses early). 
Jopi said ma’am gave the class cookies and juice for breakfast (yep, still happy over the exam results).
I didn’t go to class but I still got the cookie and juice (thanks Jop.) after eating tocino + fried rice for breakfast at Gloria’s.
Next class was ecology lab. We had a great time.
We formed groups, made and described an imaginary species and showed it to the rest of the class.
Our group created a deep-sea mammal named the Philippine Trench Frangler, Ezrapigyi philippinensis. It was very cute. 🙂 
I took pictures of other species too. Haha. Chuva chuva chever chever borlalu borlalu was the imaginary call of Chuvanensis chever, a cute animal that eats fruits and flowers with a strict floral formula. Hahaha.
Of course all we did that lab class had a point, even the Nagaraya (=fish). Haha. The main points were: what makes species threatened and the problem with the Commons Principle.
Ecology lec was confusing, as always. Sir Dan discusses fast. He gave us the Bio-DAP assignment. Use the data from Makiling and play with Bio DAP. 
My lunch was Beef Salpicao from Special Treats (aka. umbrella). Half rice. Take out. Same price as original.
Plant physio lab was just reporting. Seed germination as determined by light exposure and hormone activity. It was like a ‘softer’ version of Plant Dev Bio, my other class.
We were dismissed early, so JK, Erik, Dee, Scott, Jopi, and I decided to invade the afternoon ecology lab class to see what species they came up with. 
Bekbekis manyakis made me laugh so hard. The Espi ranza too.
4.00 was the start of Fitness Friday. I brought my bike to the oval. Hehe. I didn’t want to jog.
JK,Dee, Jopi, Erik, and SCOTT jogged. 🙂 I biked. I took shortcuts when JK used the bike after me.
Good thing we finished right before the rain poured. Too bad Roni, Jenpey and Mae weren’t able to join us. 😦
Anyway, we spent our cool-down time hanging out at the IB steps. Marami naman kami.
Oh yeah, ABM recollection thingy din pala tonight.
I left IB at quarter to 7, walked to Balara, rode the jeep and went off at Tumana.
As usual, they were selling earrings again at the sidewalk (they always do). The cute ones. The cheap ones. 
I looked and I bought a pair or two.
As I walked away and turned the corner I felt something empty in my pocket. Alas, my SE T650 was gone. Only the sleeve, useless now, remained.
Most probably someone took it while I was looking for earrings to buy. 
This is the first time I got pickpocket-ed. I hope it will be the last.
I wonder if the pickpocket would laugh at my wallpaper in the phone. It was the photo I took of the Philippine Trench Frangler, all green and blue and cute. 
I wonder if the money that pickpocket would get from selling my phone will solve his/her major problems.
I wonder if my mum and dad will get mad. I haven’t told them yet.
I’ll miss all the media stuff I saved using that phone. I loved it. Anyway, I shouldn’t be that attached anymore right? Haha. I don’t have it now anyway. 
I was lucky to not have seen that pickpocket. I wouldn’t know what to do if I were held at gunpoint/knifepoint (?) whatever. I was lucky the laptop I had inside my bag was safe. So were my notes for next week’s exams.
What a day
[EDIT] okay, I told my parents already. They’re relieved i wasn’t hurt. My sister too, who came from Divi with my brother and bought SIX pairs of earrings for me. X.x

10 Most Memorable HERPeS Fieldwork Moments

(because I’m not good at making blow-by-blow accounts. haha.)
Aug 21-24 2008 Makiling Forest Reserve Bio 160 Off-Campus Fieldwork
Group: Herps (Herpetology: amphibians + reptiles)
Gameplan: Survey Makiling Frog Distribution and Abundance at Disturbed and Undisturbed Areas of the Makiling Botanic Garden
Team: Ako, Jopi, Bet, Joey, Hez, Egee, Mrose, Kacy

  1. MEETING, MEETING, MEETING. Wala pang isang oras pagdating sa TREES hostel, may meeting na ang Herps Group. Oha. Supposedly, may gagawin na kami on Day 0 (the day of arrival) sa labas, kaso nakakatakot, so natigil.. Anyway, walang araw na lumampas na wala kaming meeting. Favorite room ang 212 (glai-jen-kacy-me) pero we evicted ourselves and went to 205 (jopi-jay-al-roj) nung nagpaprocess na ng data ang inverts sa room namin after our Day1 field (kagulat yun ah, biglang andaming tao sa room. haha)
  2. SI MANG ‘PHILIP’. Ang dahilan kung bakit nasayang ang umaga namin sa Day1. Nakakainis talaga siya! Pinaakyat kami sa bahay niya (very steep road up from the bridge sa MBG) para lang samahan siyang magbihis. Tapos, nung nagpapatulong kaming maghanap ng sites for our survey, pinadaan pa kami sa matarik na muddy trail sa isang far far away place. Take note, lasing pa siya nung kinausap ni jopi ah. Buti na lang nireport namin kay mam. (Noli pala ang totoong pangalan niya.)
  3. ANONG NAP TIME?. Hehe. Pagkatapos magrevise ng method, akala namin may time pa para makapagrecharge ng katawan bago ang magdamag na panghuhuli ng palaka. Hindi pala. Nagkaproblema sa permit ng MBG (bakit raw walang pirma??) at baka hindi kami pagbuksan ng gate pagkatapos ng survey (masyado nang gabi). Buti na lang (??) may Mang Jun na nag-offer magbukas ng gate para sa amin pagkatapos ng survey. Kailangan ding picture-an ang frog specimens sa Museum of Natural History.
  4. FULL BATTLE GEAR. Transect lines? Check. Barbeque sticks na may masking tape para magmukhang flag? Check. Thermometer? Check. Sling psych? Check. Tubig? Check. Individual plastic bags with spec-tags inside? Check. Headlamps? Check. Specially made frog nets? Check. Boots? Check. Take out dinner from Kainan sa SU? Check check check. Pera pambayad sa entrance? Ah, eh.. Hahaha Let’s go!
  5. FIELDWORK SONGS c/o THE BOYS. Hindi yung “The Boys” per se, just the male division of our team – Bet, Joey, and Jopi. Making love, out of nothing at all.. making love, out of nothing at all.. I miss you like crazy, even more than words can say.. I miss you miss you mishoooo….WOOOOOOOW sweet child of miiiiiine…
  6. JOPI and EGEE’s PUTOSTUDIO. Sabi kasi ni ma’am, make very good pictures of the frogs we captured. Hehe. At first, di namin alam kung paano gagawin kasi nasa loob ng plastic yung mga palaka at nagrereflect ang plastic sa picture. Ang solusyon? 1. Baliktarin ang palaka para makahiga. Hindi siya gagalaw. (Salamat Ma’am Joni!) 2. Kunin ang palaka sa plastic bag. 3. Ilipat ang palaka sa loob ng Gladlock bag, linisin para maganda at ipatong sa isang very nice green leaf for contrast. 4. Ipasok ang Canon camera (Kelangan talaga canon?? haha.) 5. Kunin ang dorsal, ventral, front, back, pati na rin creative shots ng palaka. Tadaaaah.
  7. INTRODUCE YOURSELF. NO WAY. INTRODUCE YOURSELF. OKAAAY. Sorry sa ibang groups, pero pag-aari namin ang TREES hostel sa umaga. Haha! Solo kasi namin eh. Day 2 morning – pagkatapos ng super-late breakfast, pagka-photograph ng frogs, pagkanood ng Olympics, paghintay kina Mrose at Kacy na bumaba ng campus to buy food, pagkatapos ng super-late lunch (kami lang ata may ulam na chicken curry kasi inubusan na kami ng food.. bakit kaya), pagkatapos ng data input, at way before our next fieldwork… nanood kami ng movie sa laptop ni Bet (Bring It On: All or Nothing)! Haha. Natuwa ako kasi first time ko makanood ng Bring It On movie. Hehehe.
  8. ANG GLADLOCK AT PANGGUGULAT. Hehe. Mga Issue. 😀 Una sa lahat sorry sa Inverts sa pagborrow ng gladlock. T-T Na-stress si Hez nung tumakbo siya from MBG to TREES tapos siya yung tinanong about the Gladlock. Meron rin kasi kami, kaso maliit, pero ibabalik naman namin. Sorry talagaaaaa. Yung pangalawa, ginulat ni Bet si Mae (dapat si Carlos) sa madilim na forest.. Kagulat-gulat pero nakakatawa pero sorry na talaga, ha? Ayaw naman naming magka-atraso sa ibang groups. Peace tayo! Gu-bats. 🙂
  9. BUFO BUFO BUFO. One of the definitive moments of our fieldwork. Grabe. Akala namin halos walang makukuha sa Day2 (Disturbed) survey namin. Tapos biglang dumating sina M, Kacy at Ate Nicdye na may isang bag na punong- puno ng Bufo marinus. Huwaaaaw! Sobrang dami raw dun sa transect nila. Ang galing. Nung dinala namin sa TREES, kelangan paliguan bawat isa kasi nagrelease ng toxins yung mga toads tapos bloated na inside their individual plastic bags. Buti naman nung napaliguan, umokay na sila. Sa tingin ko gusto nilang isama sila lahat sa isang bag. Uy, salamat kay Roger for holding the bag 🙂 It took tons of courage for him to hold that bag.
  10. KULITAN/BANGAG/HUH??? MOMENTS. Haynaku, too many to mention. 
  • Go bats! Gu-bats!
  • Ang literal na nosebleed habang naghahanap ng palaka
  • Introduce yourself! Okay. – Ate Nicdye 
  • Ang fantastic shadow show ni BetJoey
  • Grabe andaming Rysotta sa transect namin! Ewwww.- herps group –tapos biglang- Andami ng kare-kare no? – Hez Huuuuuuh?? HAHA
  • *agonizing tone* Ma’am Brendaaaaaah – Jopi
  • Anong pagkakaiba ng falling star sa shooting star? – Margie
  • Ang Over-The-MBG-Bakod Olympics. Panalo si Egee. Ang haba ng bilas!
  • Ang piktyuran sa dilim sa harap ng Forestry Admin after Day 2.
  • Ang laging pagpikit nina BetJoey sa picture.
  • Ang kodakan sa gitna ng stream.
  • high pitched* OOH JOPI ANTSALAP – Bet (habang tumatawag ang nanay ni Jopi)
  • Ang lalandi naman ng mga babae dyan! – nanay ni Jopi.
  • Ay, mga lalaki po yun – Jopi. Mga bakla?! – nanay ni Jopi.
  • Ano yan, toxics? – Roger (habang hawak ang Bufo bag).
  • Ang Processing Party after Day2’s fieldwork: may ice cream, softdrinks, Stax, at Magic Flakes. Whoohoo..

Great job, herpmates! Di pa tapos ang trabaho natin! May paper pa tayo! :))

Ignorance

Yesterday I was listening to Jam 88.3’s The Big Breakfast Show on my way to school. That day they had the Cash Call. The caller who gets to answer their trivia question correctly wins 2 tickets to the My Chemical Romance concert, 2 tickets for the premiere of 27 (or was it 24?) Dresses, and a thousand pesos.

So the category that day was… biology! haha

The caller was a dude, and the question was “What is the only mammal that is capable of true flight?

“You have 8 seconds,” says Hillary.

Cue 8-second gameshow music. After 8 seconds..

“Okay, what’s your answer?”

“uhh… Crocodile?”

To that lucky/unlucky caller, I have a few things to say to you:

  1. You are a mammal. Yogi Bear is a mammal. The crocodile will NEVER, ever, be a mammal; unless it grows breasts.
  2. Where in the world did you ever see a flying crocodile?!
  3. You are a disgrace and a pitiful evidence to the worsening state of education in the Philippines.

Grr. Buti hindi ka nanalo. Bleh

Kwentong Bio Major

Okay, so inuwi ko si Glenn (cat namin ni Rich) nung Wednesday diba? Kinuha ko sa cat locker si Glenn mga noontime tapos meet-up kay jb sa may AS 101. Pagkakita niya sa sako ayaw hawakan kasi alam niya na may pusa sa loob. haha. Pero binuhat din niya kasi mabait siya. Haha

May pinuntahan pa kami ni jb sa may as-fc.. basta dun. Tapos may dinaanan pa palang readings si jb sa mainlib kaya siyempre sumama ako. Pagdating sa Package Counter sa lib..

Ako: (abot ang bag at sako with cat) Kuya, pakiingatan yung sako ah
Kuya Package Counter: (kuha ng bag at sako) Bakit ano bang andito?
Ako: Ah, eh, wag niyo na po alamin haha
Kuya Package Counter: ??
Ako: Ilayo niyo na lang po sa ibang bag para okay.
Kuya Package Counter: Sige na nga..

Nakailang minuto din kami sa Filipiniana section kasi mahaba yung pinaphotocopy na “Indolence of the Filipino People” for p.i. ni jb. Nagbasa na lang ako ng mga nakapost na articles sa tabi ng photocopying machine ni Lola Remy (so yun pala ang pangalan niya). Pagkabalik sa Package Counter..

Ako: (abot ng tag) Kuya kunin ko na po yung sako
Kuya Package Counter: (abot ng bag at sako) Ano to, pusa?!

[Grabe ang lakas ng boses niya ah. Rinig ng ibang nagdedeposit ng bag]

Ako: Uhm, haha opo

Ako: Tiningnan niyo po talaga?
Kuya Package Counter: Hindi, kinapa ko lang yung taas, parang may buntot.
Ako: Ah, kuya paa yun, wala pong buntot yan.

[walks outside]

Manong Guard: Pusa nga yan?
Ako: Haha opo

{Kung may pagkaparanoid ka sa mga gamit mo I suggest pag pumunta ka ng mainlib be cautious kasi pag na-curious sila kakapain pala nila mga gamit mo no?}

So Wednesday nga yun diba. That night nagdissect ako ng Pheretima (earthworm) at pusa magdamag (well, not really). Nasa labas ako ng bahay kasi kawawa naman yung pamilya ko kapag nabiktima sila ng formalin + lysol + ethanol fumes. Pinicturan pa nga ako ni dad eh. Nyahaha proud daw.

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So pumunta ulit kaming mainlib kasi gusto ko magWifi. Dala ko lang laptop (tsaka si jb. :P). Ayun, surf surf hanggang palayasin na kami ng library staff. Paglabas namin

jb: Haha narinig mo ba yung dude sa may bag?
Ako: Hindi bakit?
jb: Sabi nila ng guard, “Meow.”

XD