How to Manipulate Gossip to Get Free Ice Cream

Warning: Do not attempt to do this on a not-so-close-friend, or someone who is not as persistent and curious about gossip. Do not abuse this ability. Haha! Or else you’ll lose friends.. and respect too. HAHA!

Disclaimer: I have informed all parties of the publication of this blogpost. Whoohoo! How fun.

Here goes:

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DORA: sinong bio classmate ang HINDI NA SINGLE?
DORA: haha
BOOTS: si AAAA?
DORA: hindi
BOOTS: OMG
BOOTS: bioclassmate/medclassmate?
DORA: bio
BOOTS: ohhh
BOOTS: si NNN?!
DORA: i won’t tell
DORA: hahaha
BOOTS: OMG
BOOTS: si NNN?!!?!!?
DORA: i won’t tell
BOOTS: WHY NOT?!
BOOTS: OH COME ON
DORA: i love it when you try
BOOTS: you like toying with me
BOOTS: sino nga?
DORA: my clue costs ONE FROZEN YOGURT
DORA: or any food item of similar value
DORA: =)
BOOTS: haynaku!
DORA: hahaha
DORA: XD
DORA: the answer costs TWO FROZEN YOGURTS or any food item of similar value
DORA: TWO kasi isa sakin isa sa person in question
BOOTS: DORA….
BOOTS: similar value?
BOOTS: hahahaha
BOOTS: i’ll wash dishes na lang
DORA: that’s not similar value
DORA: you’ll have to wash 50 plates in 30 min XD
BOOTS: haynaku
DORA: ba’t di mo na lang kasi tanungin
BOOTS: kanina pa kaya!
BOOTS: SINO?!?!?!?!?
DORA: hindi sakin
DORA: dun sa T.I.Q. (tao in question)
BOOTS: hahahaha
BOOTS: TIQ
BOOTS: ano ba yan
DORA: ikr
BOOTS: hmm
BOOTS: girl guy?
DORA: secret
BOOTS: haynaku
DORA: why is it you really have to know?
DORA: hmmm?
BOOTS: i don’t have to kno
BOOTS: i just hate not knowing
BOOTS: hahaha
DORA: awww
DORA: madali lang naman malaman eh
DORA: it just costs at least one fro-yo
DORA: n__________n
BOOTS: HAYNAKU
BOOTS: wala akong pera
DORA: or a food item of similar value
DORA: n_________________________n
DORA: hehe
DORA: inis n yan
BOOTS: hahahaha
BOOTS: ang kulit!
DORA: XD
DORA: hindi kaya
BOOTS: haha
BOOTS: oo kaya
DORA: naHAWA lang ako sa  kakulitan mo
DORA: (get it?)
BOOTS: hahahaha
BOOTS: o na
DORA: bilis ah
DORA: nahulaan mo na?
BOOTS: HAWA…
BOOTS: no
BOOTS: hahaha
DORA: let’s see
DORA: ano nga ba ang mga nakakahawa?
BOOTS: TB
DORA: ang obvious ko na ha!
BOOTS: eh ako may TB eh!
BOOTS: single pa din ako
DORA: as if naman attracting factor yun
DORA: haha
DORA: h1n1?
BOOTS: ahhh
BOOTS: h1n1
BOOTS: hahaha
BOOTS: tapos?
BOOTS: swine?
BOOTS: mataba siya?
BOOTS: si XXXXXXX??!?!?
DORA: paalalahanan mo kong batukan kita when we meet again
DORA: as in
DORA: haha
BOOTS is typing a message.
BOOTS: eh wala na akong maisip na connection eh!
DORA: you’re OVERTHINKING
BOOTS: uhhh
BOOTS: di ko gets connection ng tao sa h1n1
BOOTS: hahaha
DORA: sinabi ko lang naman na h1n1 kasi nakakahawa un
DORA: that’s the main clue
BOOTS: uhhhh
BOOTS: uhhh
DORA: SEE? you’re overthinking! nyahaha
BOOTS: wala nga ako maisip eh
BOOTS: hahaha
BOOTS: i’m not thinking at all
DORA: deym
DORA: haha
DORA: daya binigyan na kita ng clue na free
DORA: haha
DORA: wag na lang frozen yogurt, DQ na lang XD
DORA: DQ DQ DQ
BOOTS: WALA AKONG PERA
DORA: DQ?
DORA: XD
DORA: hanggang kelan ka “walang pera”?
DORA: nyahaha
BOOTS: habang med
BOOTS: =))
DORA: harharhar
DORA: ako rin e
DORA: nyahaha!
DORA: sige, ice cream on a stick! wala pang 15 pesos yun sa grocery. ganun ako kabait.
DORA: XD
BOOTS: hahhaa
BOOTS: fine fine
BOOTS: clue
BOOTS: i wanna guess
DORA: RED RIBBON
BOOTS: hahahaa
BOOTS: hindi ko magets
BOOTS: red ribbon
BOOTS: cake
BOOTS: who likes cake
BOOTS: si XXXXXXX?!
BOOTS: haha
DORA: anlaki naman ng galit mo kay XXXXXXX
BOOTS: more
DORA: siyempre pag mura ang ice cream mas obscure ang clue
BOOTS: you’re bored
DORA: (actually di nga masyado obscure eh)
DORA: you’re overthinking!
BOOTS: wala na
BOOTS: wala na akong maisip
BOOTS: hahahah
DORA: choco sundae! n____________n
BOOTS: clue ba yan?
BOOTS: o prize mo?
BOOTS: haha
DORA: hindi, prize!
BOOTS: hahaha
BOOTS: clue!
DORA: ONE DECEMBER
DORA: hoy BOOTS ang obvious na nyan
BOOTS: maybe for you!
BOOTS: one december
BOOTS: 1 12?
BOOTS: uhhh…
DORA: lemme recap!
DORA: nakakahawa-red ribbon-one december
DORA: nakakahawa
DORA: red ribbon
DORA: one december
DORA: hums *dora the explorer*
DORA: nakakahawa..
DORA: red ribbon..
DORA: one december!
BOOTS: am i just really stupid?
BOOTS: hahahahah
DORA: believe in yourself! kaya mo yan
DORA: nakakahawa..
DORA: red ribbon..
DORA: one december!
BOOTS: am i guessing for the name?
BOOTS: or the person?
DORA: secret!
BOOTS: aids?
DORA: WHEW!
DORA: TAGAL NAMAN!
DORA: NAPAGOD AKO
BOOTS: di ko alam kung ano yung red ribbon at one december
DORA: teka lang ah
BOOTS: sino?
BOOTS: si GGG!?!
DORA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_AIDS_Day
DORA: karagdagang kaalaman
BOOTS: ahhh
DORA: upang ikaw ay maliwanagan
BOOTS: red ribbon
BOOTS: hahahahaha
BOOTS: gets
BOOTS: alam ko na yung red ribbon
BOOTS: siyempre inisip ko yung cake
DORA: siyempre gutom ka
DORA: haha!
BOOTS: sino?
BOOTS: hahaha
BOOTS: natuwa naman ako
DORA: wag mo na alamin kung sino, di mo naman kilala eh
DORA: haha!
BOOTS: aww
BOOTS: haha
BOOTS: RA?
BOOTS: hahaha
DORA: gally BOOTS
DORA: wag na tama na
DORA: i shall post this in my blog
DORA: XD
BOOTS: hahahahahaha
BOOTS: fine fine
BOOTS: anywya
BOOTS: sige
BOOTS: ako’y matutulog na
BOOTS: napagod din ako dun
BOOTS: good night
DORA: good night!
DORA: yay ice cream!
DORA: whoohoo!
BOOTS: hahahah
DORA: good night
BOOTS: good night.

😀

To BOOTS: bahala ka kung seseryosohin mo yung prizes ko! haha! Seriously, okay lang na hindi. Alam mo namang ang saya saya mong pagtripan and okay na ko dahil nagawa ko na ang misyon ko. Apir!

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